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Personal Information
Full Name: Homer Jay Simpson
Height: 6 feet
Weight: 139 pounds
Age: Has been both 36 and 39, and has been as old as 42.
Other interesting things:
Social Security Number: 568-47-0008
Earmuff Size: XL
Blood Type: B Positive
Quotes: Mmm, Woo-Hoo and D'oh!
Milestones
- Promoted to Safety Inspector from technical supervisor.
- Grows hair, promoted to better position at power plant (and then loses both).
- Falls in love with Marge.
- Marries Marge; Bart is born.
- Grows two more hair strands (and then loses both).
- Buys first home with Abe's money; Lisa is born.
- They're now the Thompsons (briefly).
- Gets shot into space.
- Becomes the sanitation commissioner for Springfield.
- Successfully smuggles expensive (legal) drugs in from Canada with Grampa, Flanders, and Apu.
- Discovers that his mother is still alive.
Best Day Of His Life
- Finding a penny.
- Marrying Marge.
- Dancing around an overturned beer truck.
- A baby,a free burger, and a hour-long episode of "Mama's Family".
Lifelong Dreams
- Becoming a monorail conductor.
- Running onto a baseball field during a game.
- Managing a beautiful country western singer.
- Eating the world's biggest hoagie.
- Becoming a blackjack dealer.
- Appearing on "The Gong Show".
- Owning the Dallas Cowboys.
- Living in the wilderness and keeping a journal of his thoughts.
- Working in a bowling alley.
- Bowling a perfect game.
He has accomplished all these goals except for living in the wilderness and keeping a journal of his thoughts and owning
the Dallas Cowboys. He did, however, own the Denver Broncos.
Secret Shame
Homer's secret shame is that he likes to eat flowers, as revealed in the episode Burns' Heir.
BART: So that explains his mysterious trip to Holland.
BART: Oh go eat some flowers!
HOMER: My secret shame!
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