
Bart the Genius (7G02) / The Telltale Head (7G07)
Bart is squeezed off the couch and into
the air. During the shot of the TV, he falls down again.

Homer's Odyssey (7G03) / Homer's Night Out (7G10)
Everyone sits on the couch and it falls
apart.

There's No Disgrace Like Home (7G04) / The Crepes of Wrath (7G13)
Homer is squeezed off the
couch and lands on the floor.

Moaning Lisa (7G06) / Krusty Gets Busted (7G12)
Maggie is squeezed off and flies into the
air; Marge catches her.

Call of the Simpsons (7G09) / Some Enchanted Evening (7G01)
The Simpsons run into the living
room and sit on the couch...and nothing happens. This is the original couch opening, however the first episode (7G01) has
to be rewritten and was pushed to the end of the Season.

Bart Gets an F (7F03) / The Way We Was (7F12) / Blood Feud (7F22) / New Kid on the Block (9F06)
The
family sit on the couch and it falls through the floor.

Simpson and Delilah (7F02) / Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment (7F13) / When Flanders Failed (7F23)
The family
do a dance, then jump onto the couch in a "Ta-da!" pose.

Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish (7F01) / Principal Charming (7F15)
As
they land on the couch, it unfolds into a bed.

Dancin' Homer (7F05) / Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? (7F16)
Everyone (except Maggie) sits on
the couch; Maggie pops out of Marge's hair.

Dead Putting Society (7F08) / Bart's Dog Gets an F (7F14)
The pets fit on the couch with the
family.

Bart vs. Thanksgiving (7F07) / Old Money (7F17)
Grampa is lying on the couch sleeping and
the family wake him up.

Bart the Daredevil (7F06) / Brush with Greatness (7F18)
Homer's weight tips the couch over
sideways. Maggie lands on a cushion on the floor.

Itchy & Scratchy & Marge (7F09) / Lisa's Substitute (7F19)
The family rush in to find
the couch is missing.

Bart Gets Hit By A Car (7F10) / The War of the Simpsons (7F20)
Homer squeezes the others off
the couch one by one.

One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish (7F11) / Three Men and a Comic Book (7F21)
The couch
falls over backwards and Maggie pops up from behind it.

Stark Raving Dad (7F24) / Bart's Friend Falls in Love (8F22)
The couch tips over backwards,
and the family crash through the wall.

Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington (8F01) / Lisa the Greek (8F12)
After the family sit down, Homer
pulls Santa's Little Helper out from underneath him.

Bart the Murderer (8F03) / Homer Alone (8F14)
Everybody forms a pyramid with Maggie on the
top.

Homer Defined (8F04) / Bart the Lover (8F16)
An alien is on the couch, which disappears through
a trap door in the floor just as the family run in.

Like Father, Like Clown (8F05) / Separate Vocations (8F15)
The family site down and Bart pounces
across their laps.

Lisa's Pony (8F06) / Dog of Death (8F17)
Homer gets to the couch first and lies on it, so
the others sit on him.

Saturdays of Thunder (8F07) / Colonel Homer (8F19)
When the family sit down, they sink into
the couch.

Flaming Moe's (8F08) / Black Widower (8F20)
Two burglars are holding the couch as everybody
sits on it, but they are dumped off and the couch is carried away.

Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk (8F09) / The Otto Show (8F21) / The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular
(3F31)
Santa's Little Helper is on the couch, growling. The family back off from him.

I Married Marge (8F10) / Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes? (8F23)
Everybody cartwheels to
the couch and strikes a "Ta-da!" pose.

Radio Bart (8F11)
The family bounce up and down on the couch, changing their positions.

Homer at the Bat (8F13)
Everybody except Maggie run into each other lie unconscious on the
floor.

Kamp Krusty (8F24)
The Simpsons run in to find the Flintstones occupying the couch.

A Streetcar Named Marge (8F18) / Last Exit to Springfield (9F15) / The Simpsons 138th Episode
Spectacular (3F31)
The couch transforms into a monster and swallows everybody.

Homer the Heretic (9F01) / Brother from the Same Planet (9F12)
After the family sit on the
couch, the wall spins 180 degrees into a secret compartment. An empty couch takes its place.

Lisa the Beauty Queen (9F02) / Duffless (9F14)
Maggie is already on the couch. Homer, Marge,
Bart & Lisa sprint in from the left, past the "edge of the film" on the right and back onto the couch.

Treehouse of Horror III (9F04)
Skeletons of the family rush in and sit on the couch.

Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie (9F03)
The couch deflates as if filled with air.

Marge Gets a Job (9F05) / So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show (9F17)
The family sit
on the couch with mismatched heads. They switch until they have the right one.

Mr. Plow (9F07) / Whacking Day (9F18)
Instead of a couch, there is a small wooden chair. The
family squeeze onto it.

Lisa's First Word (9F08) / I Love Lisa (9F13) / The Front (9F16) / Cape Feare (9F22) / Fear of
Flying (2F08) / Monty Can't Buy Me Love (AABF17) / Simpson Safari (CABF13) / The Bart Wants What it Wants (DABF06)
Everyone
forms a chorus line, joined by high-kicking Rockettes, circus animals, jugglers, trapeze artists...

Homer's Triple Bypass (9F09) / Marge in Chains (9F20) / The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular
(3F31)
Everybody is tiny and climbs onto the huge couch.

Marge vs. the Monorail (9F10) / The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular (3F31)
Everybody sits,
then are joined by many Springfield citizens.

Selma's Choice (9F11) / Krusty Gets Kancelled (9F19)
Everybody gets caught in a net on the
floor.

Homer's Barbershop Quartet (9F21)
This couch gag consisted of three takes (complete with clapperboard).
1.
Everybody runs into each other and shatters on the floor; Santa's Little Helper examines the damage.
2. They collide and
blend into a five-headed blob.
3. They run into each other and explode; Maggie's pacifier drops from the ceiling.
Each
of these were repeated (separately) in later episodes.

Homer Goes to College (1F02) / Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy (1F12) / Another Simpsons Clip Show (2F33)
/ The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular (3F31)
The family sit on the couch and are crushed by a giant Monty Python-like
foot.

Rosebud (1F01)
The family stops as the couch is occupied by their doubles.

Treehouse of Horror IV (1F04)
A Zombie Simpson family crashes through the floor from below
and sits on the couch.

Marge on the Lam (1F03)
The couch is painted on a wall, and everybody crashes through,
their outlines remaining.

Bart's Inner Child (1F05) / Deep Space Homer (1F13)
A fat man takes up most of the couch;
everybody squeezes into the tiny spot remaining.

Boy-Scoutz N the Hood (1F06) / Bart Gets an Elephant (1F15) / Bart's Girlfriend (2F04)
Five
pairs of eyes enter in the dark. The light is switched on, revealing that it's only eyes. The family's eyeless bodies enter,
sit down, and reattach to the eyes.

The Last Temptation of Homer (1F07) / The Boy Who Knew Too Much (1F19)
Everybody sits, then
notice the couch is in David Letterman's studio. David turns around to face them.

$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) (1F08) / Lady Bouvier's
Lover (1F21)
Everybody runs into each other and shatters on the floor. Santa's Little Helper examines the damage. Also
used is the "three takes" gag for 9F21 (see above).

Homer the Vigilante (1F09) / Secrets of a Successful Marriage (1F20)
They run into each other
and explode; Maggie's pacifier drops from the ceiling. Also used is the "three takes" gag for 9F21 (see above).

Bart Gets Famous (1F11)
Everybody collides and blends into a five-headed blob. Also used
is the "three takes" gag for 9F21 (see above).

Homer and Apu (1F10)
Everybody pokes their head up from behind the couch.

Homer Loves Flanders (1F14)
There are two couches, so each family member splits into two,
with each half sitting on a couch.

Burns' Heir (1F16)
The family are shaped like balls. They bounce onto the couch and resume
their normal shape.

Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadassss Song (1F18)
Homer sees the Fox logo in the corner of the
screen. He rips it off and everyone stomps on it.

Bart of Darkness (1F22) / Homie the Clown (2F12)
Everybody sits in midair, then the couch
comes in and puts itself together on top of the family, who then collapse under the weight.

Lisa's Rival (1F17) / Bart vs. Australia (2F13)
The floor is flooded and the family swim in
and onto the couch. Bart is using a snorkel.

Itchy & Scratchy Land (2F01) / Homer vs. Patty and Selma (2F14)
Everybody is "beamed aboard"
the couch a la Star Trek.

Treehouse of Horror V (2F03)
Zombie version of The Simpsons enter with mismatched heads and
limbs - they swap to correct it.

Lisa on Ice (2F05) / Lisa's Wedding (2F15)
Everybody bounces up off the couch and gets their
heads stuck in the ceiling.

Homer: Bad Man (2F06) / Two Dozen and One Greyhounds (2F18) / The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular
(3F31)
The family chase the couch as it and the wall move backwards into the distance.

Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy (2F07) / Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One) (2F16)
Everybody runs
by the same repeating background of the living room and couch, again and again, and grinning the whole time.

Homer the Great (2F09) / The PTA Disbands (2F19) / The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular (3F31)
The
living room is a Escher-style house (with stairs in all different directions) - the family all enter from different sides.

And Maggie Makes Three (2F10) / The Springfield Connection (2F21)
A James Bond spoof. Homer
walks in front of the couch, then fires a gun at the camera. The screen goes red.

Bart's Comet (2F11) / Lemon of Troy (2F22) / The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular (3F31)
In
black & white, everybody (wearing Mickey Mouse gloves) waves their hands in circles.

A Star Is Burns (2F31) / 'Round Springfield (2F32) / The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular (3F31)
The
family are disproportionate sizes: Maggie is very large, while Homer is very small.

Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two) (2F20)
The couch moves aside, and everybody stands in front
of a police lineup chart.

Radioactive Man (2F17) / Bart the Fink (3F12) / Summer of 4 Ft. 2 (3F22)
A large picture of
the family on a piece of paper slides out from under the cushions like a fax machine.

Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily (3F01) / Lisa the Iconoclast (3F13)
The family, Grampa,
Santa's Little Helper and Snowball II each appear in their own square a la The Brady Bunch. All but Grampa run to the couch
in the center.

Bart Sells His Soul (3F02) / Homer the Smithers (3F14)
The family drive around the living
room in mini cars like Shriners.

Lisa the Vegetarian (3F03) / The Day the Violence Died (3F16)
Everybody runs to the couch,
entirely gray; the colors are then spray-painted on them.

Treehouse of Horror VI (3F04)
Everybody drops from above, hanging from their necks by nooses;
Maggie still manages to suck her pacifier.

King Size Homer (3F05) / A Fish Called Selma (3F15)
Everybody is a wind-up doll and haphazardly
makes their way to the couch.

Mother Simpson (3F06) / Bart on the Road (3F17)
Snowball II is removed from the couch by a
bowling-lane clearer. A pinsetter then places the family on the couch.

Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming (3F08) / 22 Short Films About Springfield (3F18)
Everybody is
a sea-monkey and swims to a couch made of clam shells to watch a treasure chest (instead of the TV).
The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular (3F31)
A sequence of openings: 8F18, 9F02, 9F10, 9F09,
8F09, 1F02, 2F31, 2F09, 2F06, 1F17, 2F11, and 9F08. (See entries above for screenshots.)

Marge Be Not Proud (3F07) / Raging Abe Simpson and his Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the
Flying Hellfish" (3F19)
Homer pulls up a plug from the floor, and everything in the room is sucked into the hole.

Team Homer (3F10)
Everybody sits on the couch, then the camera zooms in on a mouse hole, where
mouse family sits on an identical couch.

Two Bad Neighbors (3F09) / Much Apu About Nothing (3F20)
A game hunter sits on the couch,
with a "Homer-skin rug" on the floor and the others' heads on the wall.

Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield (3F11) / Homerpalooza (3F21)
The living room
is bathed in black light. Everyone runs in and sits, then Homer turns the light on and the colors return to normal.

You Only Move Twice (3F23) / El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)
(3F24)
Everybody lands on the couch via parachute except Homer, who lands on the floor with an unopened chute.

The Homer They Fall (4F03) / Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment (4F15)
Everyone is in western
gear as they sit on the couch in the desert. It gallops away into the distance.

Burns, Baby Burns (4F05) / Grade School Confidential (4F09)
Everybody floats in as a soap
bubble. They pop when they land on the couch.

Bart After Dark (4F06) / The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show (4F12)
The family pose
a la the cover of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band album by The Beatles. In the background are the Simpsons from the
Tracey Ullman Era, and a statue of a Buddha resembling Homer can be seen.

A Milhouse Divided (4F04) / Homer's Enemy (4F19)
The family sit on the couch, and Bart is
green. Homer messes with the remote, turning Bart red. He then slaps Bart on the back of the head, turning back to normal
color.

Lisa's Date with Density (4F01) / Brother from Another Series (4F14) / The Secret War of Lisa
Simpson (4F21)
The room is upside down. The family rush in and sit down, then fall onto the "ceiling".

Hurricane Neddy (4F07) / In Marge We Trust (4F18)
In the living room is a "Vend-A-Couch".
Homer puts a coin in but nothing happens. He bangs on the wall and the couch drops in from the ceiling and lands on him.

The Springfield Files (3G01)
Everybody flies in on jet-packs; Maggie flies in last and lands
on Marge's lap.

The Twisted World of Marge Simpson (4F08) / The Old Man and the Lisa (4F17)
Everybody is involved
in a giant game of Whack-A-Mole. Homer is the only one who is whacked.

Mountain of Madness (4F10) / The Canine Mutiny (4F16)
Grampa is sleeping in a convertible
bed. They fold it back into a sofa and sit on it.

Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(ANNOYED GRUNT)cious (3G03)
The couch remains empty while everybody
waits outside as Homer struggles to open the front door.

Homer's Phobia (4F11)
The couch is on a computer screen, with the AOL logo in the corner.
A mouse pointer clicks "Load Family" but it takes a long time, so "Exit" is repeatedly clicked.

My Sister, My Sitter (4F13)
The couch is on the deck of a ship, sliding about. The family
run in wearing raingear, sit down, and a wave crashes them.

The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson (4F22)
Everybody enters dressed as Harlem Globetrotters
and pass a basket ball around. Maggie slam dunks it in the net above the couch.

The Principal and The Pauper (4F23)
Everybody runs to the couch dressed in space suits. The
couch then takes off like a rocket.

Lisa's Sax (3G02)
Homer stands in front of the couch. The top half of his body comes off revealing
Marge inside him a la Russian Dolls. Then her body comes off revealing Bart, then Lisa, and finally Maggie. The top halves
all land on the couch.

Treehouse of Horror VIII (5F02)
Everybody sits on the couch, then is strapped in as if in
the electric chair. They are then electrocuted.

The Cartridge Family (5F01) / The Last Temptation of Krust (5F10)
The seat of the couch is
a pool of water. The family rush in with their rear ends on fire and sit in the pool, breathing a sigh of relief.

Bart Star (5F03) / Dumbbell Indemnity (5F12) / Mayored to the Mob (AABF05)
The family are
crushed into a cube by compactors.

The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons (5F04) / This Little Wiggy (5F13)
Bart spray-paints everyone
onto the couch, adding an "El Barto" signature.

Lisa the Skeptic (5F05) / The Trouble With Trillions (5F14)
The living room is a sauna. The
family run in wearing towels, but there are three men using it. The family leave.

Realty Bites (5F06) / Girly Edition (5F15) / Viva Ned Flanders (AABF06)
Everybody sits, then
a live-action hand spins the picture around, making it warped.

Miracle on Evergreen Terrace (5F07) / King of the Hill (5F16)
The couch is inside a snow globe,
which is shaken by two hands, causing it to snow.

All Singing, All Dancing (5F24)
The floor is a treadmill. Homer falls and is dragged around
and around, and says "Marge, stop this crazy thing!"

Bart Carny (5F08) / Lost Our Lisa (5F17) / Lard of the Dance (5F20)
The couch is pulled out
from under the family as they sit down. Nelson pops out from behind and says, "Ha ha!"

The Joy of Sect (5F23)
Everyone is miniature and helps each other up to the couch. Santa's
Little Helper comes in and takes Homer away in his mouth.

Das Bus (5F11) / Natural Born Kissers (5F18) / Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" (AABF04)
The
family are frogs (Maggie a tadpole). They leap onto lily pads and Homer turns the TV on with his tongue.

Lisa, the Simpson (4F24)
A vine grows in the middle of the room and everyone appears as a
fruit or vegetable.

Simpson Tide (3G04)
A parody of the "Rocky & Bullwinkle" opening. The Simpsons' outlines
float through a mosaic of colors, then pop out of the ground in a flower patch.

Trash of the Titans (5F09)
Homer, Marge, Lisa & Maggie run into Bart's classroom, where
he writes "I WILL NOT MESS WITH THE OPENING CREDITS" on the blackboard.

The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace (5F21) / The Old Man and The "C" Student (AABF16)
The living
room is a movie theatre, filled with other Springfieldians. The family make their way to their seats, and Homer takes some
of Comic Book Guy's popcorn.

Bart, the Mother (5F22) / Make Room for Lisa (AABF12)
Two firemen carry the couch and catch
everybody falling from above - except Homer, who falls through the floor.

Treehouse of Horror IX (AABF01)
Freddy Kruger from A Nightmare on Elm Street and Jason
from Friday the 13th sit on the couch and wonder where the family is (they all died in the driveway scene).

When You Dish Upon A Star (5F19) / Homer to the Max (AABF09)
Marge carries in a laundry basket
and hangs the others on a clothes line.

D'oh-in' in the Wind (AABF02) / Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers" (AABF10)
The
family sit on the couch, then a bar comes down over their heads and it takes off like a roller coaster.

Lisa Gets an "A" (AABF03) / I'm With Cupid (AABF11)
Everyone's head is put under a salon hairdryer
and they each end up with someone else's hair. Maggie has Marge's hair and falls off the couch due to the weight.

Wild Barts Can't Be Broken (AABF07) / Mom and Pop Art (AABF15)
The family sit wearing cowboy
hats. The floor then opens and we watch from above as the family ride it like the bomb in "Dr. Strangelove".

Sunday, Cruddy Sunday (AABF08) / They Saved Lisa's Brain (AABF18)
The couch (with the family
on it) floats in on water, hits an iceberg and sinks a la the Titanic. Maggie resurfaces on a cushion.

Maximum Homerdrive (AABF13) / The Mansion Family (BABF08)
An adult Bart and Lisa and a young
Homer (with a Maggie doll) and Marge go to the couch. Homer takes the remote from Lisa, but she slaps his hand and he gives
it back.

Simpsons Bible Stories (AABF14)
Everyone slips on banana peels, but still end up on the couch.

Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo (AABF20) / Take My Wife, Sleaze (BABF05)
The couch is a paper shredder;
everybody gets sucked into the couch and comes out in strips.

Beyond Blunderdome (AABF23) / Days of Wine and D'oh'ses (BABF14)
Everybody stops as the couch
is occupied by the Simpsons from The Tracey Ullman Show. All ten of the Simpsons run off screaming.

Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? (AABF21) / Pygmoelian (BABF12)
The family rushes in,
and Marge notices the Matt Groening signature on the floor. She removes it, but Matt appears and rewrites it.

Eight Misbehavin' (BABF03) / Pokey Mom (CABF05)
The couch rotates 180 degrees through the
wall, replaced by Vincent Price torturing Ned Flanders (who is strapped to the wall upside down).

Little Big Mom (BABF04) / Children of a Lesser Clod (CABF16)
Everybody is a crash test dummy.
The couch jerks forwards and crashes into the TV. Homer's head falls off.

Faith Off (BABF06) / Day of the Jackanapes (CABF10)
A psychiatrist is sitting next to the
couch. Homer leaps onto it and says "Oh, Doctor, I'm crazy!"

Saddlesore Galactica (BABF09) / Hungry, Hungry Homer (CABF09)
Dressed in karate gear (with
black belts), everybody chops up the couch. Homer then pulls the remote out of his pocket and turns on the TV, martial arts-style.

Alone Again, Natura-Diddly (BABF10) / Bye Bye Nerdie (CABF11)
Everyone drives a bumper car,
and repeatedly bumps Homer against the back wall.

Behind the Laughter (BABF19)
Everyone sits on the couch, then Bart puts a coin into the slot
and the couch vibrates and moves out of view.

A Tale of Two Springfields (BABF20)
Bart puts a whoopee cushion under Homer's seat on the
couch. As the family sit down, the whoopee cushion goes off and Bart laughs.

Insane Clown Poppy (BABF17) / The Blunder Years (CABF21)
The family run in towards a shot
of the front of the TV. The picture freezes and spins 180 degrees Matrix-style, and the family sit down on the couch.

Lisa the Tree Hugger (CABF01)
Maggie is on the couch. The rest of the family meander in dressed
as Teletubbies. Maggie claps as they sit down.

Homer vs. Dignity (CABF04) / Trilogy of Error (CABF14)
Everybody skateboards off a ramp onto
the couch, except Homer, who lands on the floor.

The Computer Wore Menace Shoes (CABF02)
Santa's Little Helper dances on his hind legs in front
of the couch a la Snoopy. When the family come in, he sleeks off sheepishly.

The Great Money Caper (CABF03)
The couch is in a fishbowl and everyone swims to the couch
wearing scuba gear.

Skinner's Sense of Snow (CABF06) / Homer the Moe (CABF20)
A football bounces into the room,
and the family then dive in and pile on it. Maggie emerges from the pile and spikes the ball.

HOMR (BABF22)
Everybody lands on the couch from above via a Futurama-style tube. However,
Fry is in place of Bart. He is sucked up and replaced by Bart.

Worst Episode Ever (CABF08)
In front of a "valet" sign, Pimple-faced Teen pushes the couch
into place. He holds out his hand for a tip, but does not get it.

Tennis the Menace (CABF07)
Everybody ice skates to the couch, however Homer's end of the couch
breaks off and he fallse through the ice.

New Kids on the Blecch (CABF12) / Hunka Hunka Burns in Love (CABF18)
The couch is outside
a prison wall; everybody tunnels to the couch as a siren sounds and a spotlight searches

She of Little Faith (DABF02) / Gump Roast (DABF12)
The couch is a slot machine; the faces
of The Simpsons appear on the reels, except Maggie who is shown as a 7.

Brawl in the Family (DABF01) / Weekend at Burnsie's (DABF11)
A gardener trims a hedge into
the shape of everybody on the couch.

Sweets and Sour Marge (DABF03) / I Am Furious (Yellow) (DABF13)
A claw grabs Homer and lifts
him off the couch, much like the machines in arcades where you win soft toys.

Jaws Wired Shut (DABF05) / The Frying Game (DABF16)
In black and white, Homer appears as Charlie
Chaplin in silent film style.

Half Decent Proposal (DABF04) / The Sweetest Apu (DABF14)
Two repo men take the couch away.

The Lastest Gun in the West (DABF07) / Little Girl in the Big Ten (DABF15)
Pimple-faced Teen
is making out with a girl on the couch.

The Old Man and the Key (DABF09) / Papa's Got a Brand New Badge (DABF17)
The Blue Man Group
perform in front of the couch.

Tales from the Public Domain (DABF08) / C.E. D'oh! (EABF10)
A live action couch gag, in which
pages of a notebook are flipped, animating the gag.

Blame it On Lisa (DABF10) / A Star is Born Again (EABF08)
The Simpsons are puppets controlled
by Matt Groening - but they bump into each other and he gives up.

Bart Vs. Lisa Vs. The Third Grade (DABF20) / The Fat and the Furriest (EABF19)
Homer walks
through several security doors a la the "Get Smart!" opening, eventually landing on the couch with the family.

Large Marge (DABF18) / I'm Spelling As Fast As I Can (EABF07)
The couch is drawn on an "Etch-A-Sketch".

Helter Shelter (DABF21)
A mouse cursor drags Homer from one side of the couch to the other,
changes the color of the wall, and replaces the boat painting with the Mona Lisa.

The Great Louse Detective (EABF01) / Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington (EABF09)
Homer uses the
remote to switch everyone to the caveman era, then the Roman era, then back to the present.

Special Edna (EABF02) / Three Gays of the Condo (EABF12)
Frozen Simpsons are deep-fried, then
dumped on the couch and salted.

The Dad Who Knew Too Little (EABF03) / Old Yeller-Belly (EABF14)
In black and white, everyone
is wearing early-20th-century clothing and is watching the TV from a girder at a construction site.

Strong Arms Of The Ma (EABF04) / Brake My Wife, Please (EABF15)
In place of the couch there
is a picture of the family on the couch, with holes where their heads should be. Everybody puts their heads through the holes
in a different position.

Pray Anything (EABF06) / The Bart of War (EABF16)
A giant baby picks up the family as if they
were dolls.

Barting Over (EABF05) / Moe Baby Blues (EABF17)
Everything is made of gingerbread; Homer takes
a bite out of Bart.

Dude, Where's My Ranch? (EABF13)
The family are mime artists and sit in mid-air.

My Mother the Carjacker (EABF18) / Co-Dependents Day (FABF10)
Everybody disintegrates and
turns into dust.

The President Wore Pearls (EABF20) / The Wandering Juvie (FABF11)
A Polaroid photo develops
into a picture of the family.

The Regina Monologues (EABF22) / My Big Fat Geek Wedding (FABF12)
There is a Playdough machine
above the couch which squeezes out Playdough versions of the family.

Today, I Am a Clown (FABF01) / Simple Simpson (FABF15)
The Simpsons slide down poles with
their names on and land on the couch in a "Bat Cave", each wearing a mask and cape like Batman.

'Tis the Fifteenth Season (FABF02) / Fraudcast News (FABF18)
Each of the Simpsons are a Japanese
cartoon character, and make the way to the couch in their special way.

Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays (FABF03) / The Way We Weren't
(FABF13)
After the family sit on the couch, daggers are thrown at them and land above their heads. Homer reaches for the
remote and another dagger is thrown at him.

I, (annoyed grunt)-bot (FABF04) / Catch 'em if You Can (FABF14)
A cake is in place of the
couch; The Simpsons are iced on top.

Diatribe of a Mad Housewife (FABF05)
A slice of pie is in place of the couch and the family
pops up out of the slice; Homer takes a bite of the pie.

Margical History Tour (FABF06) / Bart-Mangled Banner (FABF17)
A tray is put in a microwave
and the microwave turned on; the family rise up from the tray.

Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore (FABF07)
In place of the couch is a raised soil patch;
a kid comes in, sprinkles seeds and waters the patch, and the family grow from it.

Smart And Smarter (FABF09)
A dry-cleaning rack moves through the living room, and stops when
the Simpsons, in dry-cleaning bags, enter the room.

All's Fair in Oven War (FABF20)
The couch is outside and on the end of a catapult; the Simpsons
are catapulted over the horizon.

Sleeping With the Enemy (FABF19)
The family run into the living room, where the couch is missing;
as they wonder where it went, it falls from above and crushes them.

She Used to Be My Girl (FABF22)
The whole family look like Moe.

Fat Man and Little Boy (FABF21)
The couch looks to be attached to a wire: it is however a
scary-looking fish's tentacle. The fish swallows the family.

Midnight Rx (FABF16)
The family sit...and nothing happens. Lisa says: "What? Can't we sit
on the couch without something happening?" Just then, Homer is hit by a spear and says "D'oh!"

Mommie Beerest (GABF01)
The living room and everything in it is made of sand; the Simpsons,
looking bedraggled, crawl into the room and sit on the couch, and the whole room collapses, showing they're in the middle
of the desert.

Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass (GABF02)
The family stand on each other's shoulders, forming
a totem pole-like structure.

Pranksta Rap (GABF03)
The living room floor is checkered; The Simpsons are chess pieces -
Homer is a King, Marge is a Queen, Bart is a Rook, Lisa is a Knight and Maggie is a Pawn - and they make their way to the
couch using proper chess moves.

There's Something About Marrying (GABF04)
The couch is on an ice-hockey rink; the family have
cuts and bruises all over them and skate round the couch.

Goo Goo Gai Pain (GABF06)
Many pairs of eyes enter in the dark. The light comes on to reveal
it's the townspeople, holding a banner saying "Surprise!". The family enter and the everyone shouts "Surprise!" upon which
Homer has a heart attack and collapses.